burrgerking:

when ur teacher asks if u’ve done ur hw

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terrakion:

anderson cooper is a top

terrakion:

anderson cooper is a top

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laughterkey:

digg:

Skipping a rock over a frozen pond makes the coolest noise.

stick around for the surprise ending

There’s so much to talk about here

school:your tuition bill is-
me:oh darling, stars never pay

vuittonbrown:

when your hairdresser finds out you fuckin her man

profiting:

when you just got done arguing with your mom and you realized your hungry

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